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Trinity
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Guide to Zen

Сообщение Trinity » 01 сен 2008, 02:35

Guide to Zen

�� Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

�� Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

�� Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

�� Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

�� Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

�� If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

�� Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

�� If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

�� Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

�� Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

�� If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

�� Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

�� Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

�� Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

�� The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

�� A closed mouth gathers no feet.

�� There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

�� Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

�� Never miss a good chance to shut up.

�� Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

�� When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life just gets worse.

�� The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

�� Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

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Анархист будущего
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Сообщение Анархист будущего » 01 сен 2008, 02:42

Trinity писал(а):Guide to Zen

�� Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

�� Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

�� Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

�� Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

�� Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

�� If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

�� Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

�� If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

�� Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

�� Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that person again? It was probably worth it.

�� If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

�� Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.

�� Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

�� Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

�� The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

�� A closed mouth gathers no feet.

�� There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.

�� Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

�� Never miss a good chance to shut up.

�� Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

�� When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life just gets worse.

�� The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

�� Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
Я по англицки непонимаю.А русский перевод будет?

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Spirit
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Сообщение Spirit » 01 сен 2008, 05:49

Это никакой не Zen, а простой New Age - такой сладенький сиропчик с эткеткой Guide to Zen....

И "анархизм" такой же существует, главное там чтобы - Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.

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Goren
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Сообщение Goren » 01 сен 2008, 08:49

А мне понравилось. Жизненно так %)
Осторожно! Опасная зона! Работа мозга! http://lj.rossia.org/users/ash_rabbi

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Сообщение Grottern » 01 сен 2008, 12:19

Нет, так-то оно весело, но почём зря чужой брэнд теребить? Дзэн штука суровая и опасная, а это какой-то очень домашний дзэн, прикроватный что ли...
А на чём твое сознание должно успокоиться?

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Сообщение Goren » 02 сен 2008, 16:46

Придурковатый, скорее %)
Осторожно! Опасная зона! Работа мозга! http://lj.rossia.org/users/ash_rabbi

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